Quotes:
"Sean I want my leather mini-skirt back" Renee
"hey Mr. Murray" Josh
Mr. Murray looks at Josh
"cow goes moo" Josh
Mr. Murray gives Josh strange look
"Dave look in my locker" rahul
"um ok" Heavy D
looks in locker
"oh m-y god, you actually went and got a toy cow for your locker" Heavy D
"yep" Rahul
"and you bought this with your girlfriend there" Heavy D
"yeah" Rahul
"And she's still going out with you?" Heavy D
"Uh huh" Rahul
dazed look -- Heavy D
"Rahul I got a 92 on my midterm!!!" Drake
slap hands
"yo that's sweet" Rahul
"um, i got a 92/120" Drake
"ohh" Rahul
"I'm not sleeping with Julie" Matt
"dude I got a B on my science midterm!" Rahul
"ha, i got an A and I didn't even study!" Heavy D
"you suck!" Rahul
Rahul, Mike, Steve hold up sign "Hi Mr. Murray"
"good idea with the sign now you don't have to spit in the kid's idea" Mr. Murray
"I keep flashing back to the Boston Public, when the cheer leaders are rubbing their nipples" Heavy D
"if you don't like this class it's ok, all you have to do is put your head down and go to sleep." Mr. Murray
"can I have than in writing!!" Steve
"Mr. Murray is soo boring" Rahul
"you wanna know what I think about during class I picture him with big boobs" Steve
"you look at his nipples?" Andrew
"no I think of him with big hooters" Steve
"that's weird!" Rahul
"no this is weird" Steve rubs his nipple on Andrew's arm
"yeah that's a lot weirder" Rahul
"now I have to burn my arm!!" Andrew
" is getting play all you think about?" Nik
"yes" Rahul
"Sean Foy is the most normal friend you have Rahul" Saiee after dance
"I've been to hell and back!" Rahul after sitting next to Lindsey for 1 period
"you bought hemp on ebay?!?" Rahul
"yeah why?" Mike
"we only got 114/120 on the test we suck!" Rahul and Josh
"what" everyone else in the class pissed because most of them failed
"zoltan" Andrew
" i am god" Rahul
"prove that your god" Mike
"prove that I'm not!" Rahul
"i was stalked by a transvestite at the mall" saiee after seeing Dave in a dress
"if i say something profound at the party use it" josh
"i got a 15/17 on my quiz" drake
"Mr. Murray don't you hate it when he gloats?" Rahul
" yeah i know he's going to fail the next quiz" Mr. Murray
"feel the burn! hesitate at the top! Get a good work out!" Mr. Becker Weight training coach
"after Bush as our president Dave shouldn't be so bad!" Anonymous
"how's the Mrs.'s, my Indian friend?" Jay
"god damit what are doing in there growing a farm?" Dave g. After looking in my locker
"holy crap my nuts froze"-Adam after hiking
"mios dio" even
"porno, porno don't we do anything else in science" Atit
"Nik your such a pussy!" Rahul
" WHERE'S MY MASALA BHAATH?!!!!"-my best friend nick (translation: "where's my seasoned rice")
"oh Rahul would have fun it's just a bunch of half naked girls" saiee , my girlfriend
"yes i would" - Rahul
"Julie is Satan!" Laura
"why do you want to go see Charles angles" Nik
"Lucy Lu " Rahul
"ohh yeah" Nik
the look - Rahul
"tell me what to do!!!" Nandita
"you've turned into the love doctor!" Josh
"it's a porn, horror, comedy, drama, action adventure"- Mike
"go to sleep"- Mr. Murray
" i think i will"- Drake
no contrary to popular belief John, Mike and I have not made an automatic masturbating machine.
"but fucking, but fucking, but fucking, but fucking" - Ms. Mina 8th grade Health
"bush sucks"- Dave
"gore sucks" - Mr. Rolence
"it's a ball, it's a ball, it's a ball"- Sarah
"ermle?"--Nik
"If there is something more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot now" - Dan
"i need a women" Dave
"i don't know???" Matt
yes this really happened if you don't believe me ask Dan
"i think your women looks like a donkey"-Nik
kicks Nik out of seat - Rahul
"ok she just below average" Nik
hits Nik in arm - Rahul
"fine she's average"- Nik
pushes Nik out of seat- Rahul
"fine she looks ok" Nik
keeps pushing Nik- Rahul
"fine she's beautiful women" Nik
lets Nik back in the seat - Rahul
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